The thoughts running through my head at 2am:
We never know what’s round the corner so grasp each day by the balls and give them a good squeeze.
Ask yourself what is the best that you can do to make a difference to your life
Do whatever it is you need to do immediately if you have the wherewithal
Failure to act will always bite you on the bottom
Don’t let bullies and tossers dictate how you do things
Be realistic about what needs to be done but don’t be afraid to think laterally
Ask for advice
Arm yourself with the information you need to make things happen in the right way
Remember that you owe it to yourself to be brilliant
Look after your bottom and balls – they appear to be a critical factor in all this

Inspirational stuff for a wet Wednesday. Bring it on!
It is amazing what goes through one’s head in the wee small hours of the morning. I awoke at 4.37 this morning wondering where I might find a good Lemon Drizzle cake…
Thankyou very much for that. Very apt as it ‘appens.
Toffeeapple: I have a recipe for Lemon Drizzle Cake in my Archers’ Cookbook – would you like it?
We never know what’s round the corner so grasp each day by the balls and give them a good squeeze.
EVERY GAY MAN FOLLOWS THIS IDEA!
I cater for everyone, John!
Ooh, yes please – I have one or two but they somehow lack something.