Have you missed it?
Rat, O Rat – by Christopher Logue (1926-2011)
never in my life have I seen
as handsome a rat as you.
Thank you for noticing my potatoes.
O Rat, I am not rich.
I left you a note concerning my potatoes,
but I see that I have placed it too high
and you could not read it.
O Rat, my wife and I are cursed
with the possession of a large and hungry dog;
it worries us that he might learn your name –
which is forever on our lips.
O Rat, consider my neighbor:
he has eight children (all of them older
and more intelligent than mine)
and if you lived in this house, Rat,
ten good Christians
(if we include his wife)
would sing your praises nightly,
whereas in my house there are only five.